let’s play a drinking game.

every time you do something stupid & only feel guilty about the fact that you don’t feel guilty. 

NICE WORK, AMANDA.

i am a big, giant, chaotic hot mess. GO AWAY, FEELINGS.

I don’t like leaving & feeling like you’re upset with me. 

took me almost 22 years

..but i think i may have found my breaking point. 

too many thiinnngggssssss

spontaneous cry-fests for the last three days?

cool. 

i hope you’re picking up on my sarcasm right now.

so many times i’ve wanted to say that i love you. but then i remember that it isn’t a word to be tossed around. 

if i want to say it, does that mean it’s true? do i love you?

i love coming home from spending time with you and noticing that my clothes smell like you.

me: (pointing at tie dyed onesies) when i grow up and have babies, this is what they’re wear.

brian: it’s funny that you said ”when i grow up and have babies” because, really, you’re at your prime for fertility. 

#awkwardconversationswithyourboyfriend

i can’t sleep because today i kissed a boy & i’m all sorts of happy. 

too bad it’s almost 3am and i have to work tomorrroowwww..that’s what coffee is for, right?

my boyfriend’s a keeper.

that is all.